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· * ¡Chicas! ¡Les traigo una noticia que nos va a cambiar la vida! · *¿Para tanto, Nelly? ¡Mirá que nos ilusionamos rápido nosotras! · * A ver. ¿Quién de ustedes querría tener una pareja ideal? · *¿Ideal? No existe. Los Príncipes azules destiñen al primer lavado, ya lo hemos comprobado. Seguir leyendo
Wait a minute! They must be kidding! Is it true that our members of Congress will get a 30% pay rise? Right now, of all times? Will they pocket 2 and a half million pesos per month? Have Martin Menem and Victoria Villarruel actually approved that? There must be some Seguir leyendo
The year has just started, but so much has happened since Milei took office last December, that it feels like 2024 is about to end. We’re all worn out, exhausted, dead beat, knackered and bushed. Is the worst yet to come, we wonder. It’s a war of all against all, Seguir leyendo
· ¡Qué rico olorcito, Chela! ¿No me digas que nos trajiste bizcochuelo casero? · Lamento decepcionarte, Vicky. Soy yo la que huele dulzona. · ¿Perfume nuevo? ¿Fragancia trucha? · ¡No! Un repelente casero, con esencia de vainilla. · ¿Y funciona? · Maso. Los mosquitos no me pican, pero me persiguen Seguir leyendo
Chill out, Mr President! Javier Milei keeps insulting his opponents, calling them “traitors,” “rats,” “criminals,” “trash,” among other nasty things. He seems to forget his role as president. He’s much more relevant and influential than the average citizen; therefore, he should mind his mouth, his tongue, his manners. Actually, his Seguir leyendo
· ¿Y? ¿Recibieron algo, chicas? · Yo sí. Facturas de gas, luz, celular, impuesto inmobiliario, municipal … · ¡No, Chela! Me refiero al 14 de febrero. · ¿Qué tiene de especial? · ¿Cómo qué tiene de especial?! ¡Es el Día de los Enamorados! ¡San Valentín! · No creo en esas Seguir leyendo
Someone should remind both Fernández (Alberto & Cristina) that silence is golden. Alberto reappeared at a book presentation in Madrid (his new place in the world) with the author Agustín Fontenla. The title of the novel in question is Desconexión, quite suitable for someone like our former president, who was Seguir leyendo
Alberto Fernández has started the application for his pension as ex-president: seven million pesos. I’m not kidding. The worst president we’ve had since we recovered our democracy, will get seven million pesos each month. What a nerve! Does he think he deserves that obscene sum of money after his lousy Seguir leyendo
Parece un chiste. Un mal chiste. Una broma de mal gusto. De pésimo gusto. Una bofetada. Otra más. El peor Presidente de nuestra historia democrática, Alberto Fernández, ahora tramita su jubilación. Cobrará 7 millones de pesos. Tantas cosas vienen a mi memoria: el festejo de cumpleaños de su “querida Fabiola” Seguir leyendo
Daniel Scioli brand new Tourism, Environment and Sports Secretary. Really? Doesn’t Scioli belong to the “caste” Milei hates so much? What makes him different? Such a historical referent of Peronism joining the outspoken libertarian! Meanwhile, Cristina Fernández remains silent. What’s she up to, we wonder. What’s in her mind? Would Seguir leyendo